Just because I can, and because I can totally see myself saying something just like it, I thought I’d share this little comic…
I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one;
but I can tell you anyhow;
I’d rather see than be one!
I think I have left a teeny tiny detail about myself out of the things I have been telling you all. Ok, I’ve likely left a lot of things out, but this is a doozie. I have a serious obsession with cows. Yes. Moooo.
When I was a teenager, I walked past a field of cows and as I stood at the fence, one of them came over and licked me. Instead of thinking about all the weird and wonderful diseases one could contract from such an experience, I became hooked. As far as I was concerned, I was in love with these beautiful creatures. And did you know that they don’t just come in black and white? It is, I think, rather akin to those kids in the 60s who got a new tv and could finally watch in colour! There are hairy cows, brown, long horns and none.
And so, I share with you, my wonderful world of cows. I have to share in picture form this way because I have sadly had to pack away my collection of cow stuffies and ornaments.
Perhaps these cows should visit the hairdresser who cut my daughters hair the first time??
There’s always one who can’t keep his head down in an earthquake drill.
I also like dogs. So the combo of dogs and cows was one I couldn’t turn down for this.
